it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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