He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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