I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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