She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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