His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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