I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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