sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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