Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Two words: nipple clamps
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