God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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