I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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