i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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