Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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