i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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