So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
