Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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