i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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