1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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