Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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