there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
