He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
