No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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