our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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