I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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