it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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