I think my fart just growled at me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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