What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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