Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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