you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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