i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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