everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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