I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Randomize
