i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
two words...techno handjob
Be still, my beating vagina.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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