my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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