She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Sext me about skeletons
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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