i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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