You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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