who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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