Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
The ass gains better be worth it
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