Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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