Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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