Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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