Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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