Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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