I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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