Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
