i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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