I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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