That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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