You're my little dorito
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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