Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Say something about gay babies.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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