I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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