did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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