U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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