Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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