For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize